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Colin Boon is the greatest human to ever live. I heard he once killed a mouse in a science experiment, that eventually saved the world. But we all mourn the mouse.
by Ha ha jokes on you March 26, 2022
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Yo G, you should come over! Fam is coming at 7:00 and Bobby at 8........... At 6:30 when you call, Fucken Boone don't answer the chat. You show up at 7:30 and all the lights are off and the door is locked!
by YaHomieG April 17, 2022
Get the Fucken Boone mug.A real suss boy. That one meat stick, meatball, meat head, bone head, pin head, egg head, grease ball with the glasses and bowl cut that looks like Vector for Despicable Me. He acts frisky in career class and tries to touch you, so watch out. He never does is work, and he likes to occasionally poke you with his booner. He’ll siphon your chromosomestoo.
Blake Boone has excessive amounts of chromosomes. Ex: “Is that Blake Boone... duhhh.. I think he has some of my chromosomes...duhhh...”
by Big L64 May 23, 2019
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by The master (of bait) September 3, 2024
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Get the Boon mug.The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)
by Magicalboon March 13, 2025
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