always the fridge blocking the snacks

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.

“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

by choochootrain4581 December 27, 2024

Rage-bait Blocking

When someone is told something infuriating and that person goes to defend themselves and are blocked before they can do so.

She's been groomed to be a rage-bait blocking female by social media, where opinions don't matter.

by Cryptophonix February 3, 2026

B.A. Blumkin

Similar to Blumkin except performed with a member of British Airways staff whilst airbourne... ie. the classy version.

Giles finally obtained his B.A. Blumkin wings on his way to Thailand...

by FaceLikeAPlasterersRadio July 24, 2009