1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.
by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009
Get the Chro-Magnum Beef Harness mug.Yo, that new ride of yours is a prime cut of beef. (Street)
or
Chip, that new hedge fund you have invested in, is a prime cut of beef. (Rich, white guy)
or
Chip, that new hedge fund you have invested in, is a prime cut of beef. (Rich, white guy)
by Zombie Gurl January 20, 2004
Get the prime cut of beef mug.Related Words
bleef
• Bleefed
• bleefer
• Bleef blisket
• Bleefe
• bleefi
• Bleefing
• bleefully
• roast bleef
• beef
by Dr. Jon October 24, 2007
Get the Beef Charioteer mug.A rather large male sexual organ the namley the Penis, which resembles a riot batton used to quell civil disturbances.
Have you seen the facking Beef Baton on Big Joe! it could be used to stop a small country's uprising!!
or
Have you seen Big Joes Beef Baton, you could mug cunts whit that!
or
Have you seen Big Joes Beef Baton, you could mug cunts whit that!
by shaftshagnasty January 9, 2008
Get the Beef Baton mug.Dude 1: Yo you wanna match on a bowl? I got some dank.
Dude 2: I'm down but all I got is some mids right now.
Dude 1: Fuck it, lets smoke a beef and broccoli bowl
Dude 2: Worrd.
Dude 2: I'm down but all I got is some mids right now.
Dude 1: Fuck it, lets smoke a beef and broccoli bowl
Dude 2: Worrd.
by Itsalways420somewhere July 28, 2011
Get the Beef and Broccoli Bowl mug.A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).
Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.
by Oh-Jay July 14, 2016
Get the beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer mug.by swebb January 21, 2004
Get the greasy beef curtains mug.