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birthday tits

A southern tradition where a guy is shown tits for his birthday
It’s my birthday. Time for some birthday tits!
by Mannnn1086 January 11, 2018
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Birthday beats

The birthday boy/girl receives the amount of punches equal to their age and can chose any arm they want, if person is skinny they only have to accept punches from a person of their choice
I am the skinny bday boy only person number 1 can give me birthday beats
by Symbitatch November 15, 2020
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birthday suck

A birthday suck is where a girl will give a guy a blowjob on his birthday. Most of the time it will end in the "birthday cream cake" in which the girl will swallow the guys cum, simulating swallowing whipped cream.

Other Names:
Birthday Suc
Birthday Sucky
Birthday Suckerburg
Lindsey gave Collin a birthday suck then a birthday cream cake. I heard she's good at it.
by Mark SuckerBurg May 20, 2018
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Priya's Birthday

The day my sister Priyanka Chopra was born. A legend. An icon. Invented the word 'right'. you wish you could but guess what?? YOU NEVER WILL HAHAHAHA.
"hi, it's me priya"
"and today is priya's birthday"

*crowd cheering*
by hahahajackmyswag13 June 30, 2021
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Birthday Gift

When it comes to birthdays, finding the perfect gift can sometimes feel like searching for a needle in a haystack.

But what if I told you that the best birthday gift might not be something material at all? In our fast-paced and materialistic world,
we often forget that experiences and memories can be far more valuable than any physical item. Instead of stressing over what to buy,

why not consider giving the gift of an unforgettable experience? Whether it's a surprise trip to their favorite destination or

tickets to see their favorite band live, these types of gifts create lasting memories that will be cherished for years to come.
Another unique approach is to give the birthday person the gift of learning. From cooking classes to painting workshops,

there are countless opportunities out there for them to develop new skills or explore their passions.

These kinds of gifts not only provide enjoyment on the special day but also offer long-term benefits as

they continue to expand their knowledge and discover new interests.
Ultimately, the best birthday gift is one that shows thoughtfulness and consideration towards the individual's desires and interests.

It doesn't have to break the bank or involve extravagant gestures – just something that makes them feel seen and appreciated.

So next time you find yourself wracking your brain for ideas, remember that sometimes it's not about what's inside the box but

rather about creating moments that will stay with them forever.
by Aryanthakur August 10, 2023
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Birthday Bust

On your birthday you take the age that you are turning and dived that number by 4. If you get a irrational number (like 3.5 or 5.6) you round down. Once you have this number you must bust that many times on your birthday.
Jeff: "hey birthday boy, how many time do you have to birthday bust today?"

Jerry: "only 4 times."
by JackTheKiller6 November 5, 2017
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Birthday Bastard

The bastard who enjoys making birthdays less fun.
A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.

*silence*

B: You birthday bastard.
by theSinWack June 9, 2023
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