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Birthday Bastard

The bastard who enjoys making birthdays less fun.
A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.

*silence*

B: You birthday bastard.
by theSinWack June 9, 2023
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coal birthday

A coal birthday is when the first two numbers of your birthday is the age your turning.
“i was born in 2000” your coal birthday was in 2020!
by 🥎🔛🔝 February 27, 2023
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birthday unfriend

To partake in a systematic unfriending of people on FaceBook on their birthdays.
Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."
by porkchchoppanzeefin November 27, 2018
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Happy birthday

Something the litty kitty squad says to wish people a good birthday when sometimes it’s not their birthday
Riley: happy birthday J.R.
J.R.: Thanks Riley you too
by Litty kitty squads November 11, 2018
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Birthday Stacker

A term used to describe the day(s) before and after your birthday filled with tomfoolery. A Birthday Stacker can be made up of whatever the birthday person deems stacker-worthy. For some its going out and getting belligerent with friends, for others its eating a really good sandwich. Birthday stackers are all about customization, and no Birthday Stacker is too long.
Damn, Helen is really stacking for her birthday this year. Her birthday stacker starts on Tuesday swimming with sharks and ends Sunday with a quaint brunch.
by Parihell September 12, 2018
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birthday suck

A birthday suck is where a girl will give a guy a blowjob on his birthday. Most of the time it will end in the "birthday cream cake" in which the girl will swallow the guys cum, simulating swallowing whipped cream.

Other Names:
Birthday Suc
Birthday Sucky
Birthday Suckerburg
Lindsey gave Collin a birthday suck then a birthday cream cake. I heard she's good at it.
by Mark SuckerBurg May 20, 2018
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Birthday Gift

When it comes to birthdays, finding the perfect gift can sometimes feel like searching for a needle in a haystack.

But what if I told you that the best birthday gift might not be something material at all? In our fast-paced and materialistic world,
we often forget that experiences and memories can be far more valuable than any physical item. Instead of stressing over what to buy,

why not consider giving the gift of an unforgettable experience? Whether it's a surprise trip to their favorite destination or

tickets to see their favorite band live, these types of gifts create lasting memories that will be cherished for years to come.
Another unique approach is to give the birthday person the gift of learning. From cooking classes to painting workshops,

there are countless opportunities out there for them to develop new skills or explore their passions.

These kinds of gifts not only provide enjoyment on the special day but also offer long-term benefits as

they continue to expand their knowledge and discover new interests.
Ultimately, the best birthday gift is one that shows thoughtfulness and consideration towards the individual's desires and interests.

It doesn't have to break the bank or involve extravagant gestures – just something that makes them feel seen and appreciated.

So next time you find yourself wracking your brain for ideas, remember that sometimes it's not about what's inside the box but

rather about creating moments that will stay with them forever.
by Aryanthakur August 10, 2023
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