beef gasket

anus; balloon knot; asshole

Get me to a toilet! I have a brown piston escdaping my beef gasket.

by Aaronx January 28, 2006

Beefeater

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.

On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.

by UrbanTony February 27, 2010

beef cake

this can also mean anyone that is beefy, muscular, body builder. It's a goofy way of saying "your buff"

That hunk in the gym was a total beef cake.

by JenJenJen987 October 17, 2005

Beef Whistle

A term coined by Fred Bliss, a slan term for penis. The original word was used in context one day at Chandler's Tavern, a restaurant at the Yankee Candle Company.

The term was invented in the summer of 2000.

Actual excerpt from the conversation where it all started:

Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"

by Fred October 25, 2004

where's the beef?

A popular phrase that the Wendy's hamburger chain had actress Claire Pellar say in a TV ad when she and two other elderly ladies were checking out a competitor's hamburger that had a "big fluffy bun". It was first broadcast in 1983 and Claire used the phrase in "sequel" ads during the next few years. In 1984, some men wore T-shirts that answered with the phrase "Here's the beef!".

In a debate among the Democratic party Presidential candidates for the 1984 elections, Walter Mondale asked his political rival Gary Hart about his policy plans, saying "Where's the beef?".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 25, 2008

Beefcake Arms

When a bodybuilder has bulked up so much, that their arms will no longer lay at their sides. Instead, the arms dangle out at an angle, and the individual takes on the characteristics of a strutting chicken. This is due to muscles on the arms resting against more muscle on the back and sides.

Bob took so many roids, that he developed beefcake arms.

by antiroid August 19, 2007

beef peach

a slang swear word and or exclamation or word used to describe subsitute anything.

mmm...look at that chicks beef peach.
Dude i just made the bigest beef peach.
Dude your beef peach is rancid.
Your moms a beef peach

by Erin Mae, Violet December 24, 2007