egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek July 3, 2015

Hunter beason

Drunk red neck who goes to chelsea high school dated Kat the rat. The biggest pot head you know. Claims to shoot up heroin and smoke crack.

Got any weed no go ask Hunter beason

by Hunter Beason May 11, 2016

butlers beating

When the penis causes so much pain to the vagina it's described as a butlers beating

I can't sit down today, Adam was over last nite and gave me a butlers beating

by Fretking26 June 19, 2017

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018

Brutal Beating

When you are doing your girl from behind and accidentally moan her mother’s name

Guy: *moans* uhhh Carol!
Girl: That’s my moms name you bastard, imma give you a brutal beating

by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022

Tempo Beating

Term made by a idiot Lucio player named "FakeSwimmer" who thinks beating after winning a fight is a good thing

Bro I'm Tempo Beating we got 4 picks

by Anthony Goines July 6, 2022

Burrito-beato

When you masturbate while holding a chaulpa.

Brb guys, I gotta go to the Taco Bell bathroom for a burrito-beato

by Captpan6 June 2, 2022