jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny

"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"

by illusionations January 24, 2019

Benito Mussolini

a nice italian pasta dish made with ziti and a gorganzola alfredo sauce. sometimes served with chicken or steak

I'm going to order some Benito Mussolini from Olive Garden

by Erika Lynn Pratka February 10, 2009

Rafa Benitez

A round shaped species that spreads a contagious Disease named ANTI-FOOTBALL through televised matches.

Symptoms may include chronic nausea, extreme anger tendencies and a slight temptation to do the unthinkable.

"David turned off the television when Liverpool played for fear of catching the Rafa Benitez."

by Tim E. February 18, 2008

weenie beanie

A condom. A party hat for your hot dog. One size fits most.

I brought a pack of weenie beanies in my pocket to the yacht party.

by The Uncanny June 24, 2008

Jelly Beaning

The act of fucking a chubby mexican up his rear passage

Your brothers such a fag we caught him Jelly Beaning Manuel Rodriguez on the back of a bus

by UD Warrior February 13, 2009

beanie

Another name for an ecstacy tablet.

Dealer "hey you wants some e?"

Guy "nah, i've got my own beanie's"

by Colin Willett January 7, 2008

beaning

The act of studying effectively, or with particular commitment.

Also:
Good beaning - Hard study which has paid dividends

-Out tonight?
-Nah mate, essay to write for tomorrow.
-Best get beaning then!

Also:

-Hey, I just finished my dissertation a week early!
-Really? Good beaning!

by TheBeaner May 24, 2004