baberton

A ride or die girl that you love and spoil. Babertons deserve princess treatment.

Baberton can you please turn the fan on.

by kingblonde224 November 13, 2022

Ball-Baker

When the heat from a silent fart surrounds your balls while you're sitting down.

Dude... that fart was insane! What a ball-baker.

by Umbri October 7, 2010

The Bakerloo Line

Taking one up The Bakerloo Line is receiving a sexual act analy.

Mate, she was keen, she even took it up The Bakerloo Line

by Bosh1985 January 20, 2015

Dusty Bakery

When a pregnant woman preforms sexual acts with an elderly man

Yo, my i caught my boss banging my pregnant wife, talk about a dusty bakery

by GetHighWitUs January 30, 2015

Backseat Baker

An idle person who will gladly yell instructions to you while you are busy baking a cake. Not to be confounded with the backstreet baker who, in this case, would be cooking meth.

"Bitch can't you see I can bake my own motherfucking cake; don't be such a backseat baker!"

by Museme July 6, 2014

Ass Bakery

An ass bakery is a bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing Qwonk semen and gallons of horse semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).

Person 1: Yo! You want a cookie from the ass bakery?

Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery! I'll Qwonk someone right in the bush as long as they're hungry for my butts!

Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!

Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now! Fresh out of the ass bakery daddy that's just how I like it!

by Lipcose July 18, 2018

Preston Baer

Preston is a male organism known to many as a "undeveloped fetus of a goblin shark." much pee is stored in his balls waiting to be exported in the nearest carrier for lavatory to divert his urine into. Although sophisticated, he has has many sexual meet and greets with various women ranging from ages 90-100

a Preston Baer could be defined by saying, " oh hey did you see preston eat a goblin shark?",

"indeed i did." "He also made out with the queen of peenland"
OR

as a "General, We are currently sending the pee in the balls to the nearest toilet approximately 30 feet away, we have a 90% chance of making it till he drops the cargo" "bravo six, we are currently heading toward the toilet at a 90 degree angle preparing for aim" "READY SOLDIERS, AIM, FIRE" *pee splashes on multiple parts of floor and toilet* " sir we are going in for the toilet paper"

by Peenston November 10, 2019