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Badger Noses

Pointy, small, cone-shaped breasts resembling the nose of a badger.
"Dude, have you seen that chick on the HBO show, 'Girls?' She's got badger noses."

"Don't let your badger noses touch the pool water, trick!"
by Mr. MacB May 6, 2014
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ass badgered

by Johnny hot tits April 22, 2016
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Pump the Badger

A way to tell a female to screw off.

A form of female masturbation.
by Felix Panzer December 8, 2020
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Butthole badger

The act of visiously going balls deep in a chicks asshole till she doesn't know what to do afterwards, like when a honey badger attacks massively bigger animals with no fucks given.
Yo u can call me Jagger cause of my swaggar, but yo ass gonna call me butthole badger cause I don't quit giving you this sick hole platter.
by #1buttholebadger1990 May 30, 2023
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Badger Pussy

A human vagina, with a transition of black into grey pubic hair, resulting a pussy looking like a badger.
Oliver's mum had a badger pussy
by billiam1998 November 22, 2016
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baldy badger

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.
Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.
by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014
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Casual Badger

That awkward walk by you do when:
- you're meeting someone somewhere and you're not sure if they're there yet
- you're not sure if the place you're going is open yet
- you think you see someone you know and want to make sure before going up to them
- you're not sure if the lecture is for your subject
''You're late! Where were you?''
''I wasn't sure if you were here yet, I did a casual badger past the window but I couldn't see you!''

''Is the shop open yet?''
''Dunno, I'll do a casual badger and have a look''
by AwkwardRaptor June 18, 2013
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