Backwards Philosophy

Being backwards in philosophy is using the most vulgar, insane, terrorizing, antagonizing, and grotesque methods possible or employable in order to establish oneself.
I was using backwards philosophy in direction when I started attacking the helpless while at war.
by Kevin P. Olson July 30, 2022
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Backwards Beekeeper

A guy who frequently receives texts from his swarm of beezys.
by The Backwards Beekeeper September 24, 2010
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Backwards pizza place

The backwards pizza place means to have someone shove cheese, tomato paste/sauce, and garlic in your rectum before buttfucking you while saying mama mia
by Dknotdonkey March 07, 2024
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backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass
she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce
by pheonixntr..... December 28, 2023
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Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.
“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs
by D A V É August 08, 2018
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Backwards peacock

When you stick a bunch of glow sticks between your boobs and splay them out like a peacock
by Slurpy licker May 01, 2022
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Backwards pissing

Two men stick the end of the same straw up there dick hole while one guy pisses into the other guys dick
“OMG LOOK THOSE TWO HOMELESS MEN ARE BACKWARDS PISSING IN THAT ALLEY OVER THERE!!!”
by Sensai WALL-ee December 20, 2019
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