Backwards Six-pack

A term used when an overweight person has sections of flab across their back. Kinda like a six pack but the wrong way round.

Guy 1: "Dude, dude... check out the backwards six-pack on that guy!"

Guy 2: "Woah, he should really get some excercise..."

by errington10000 January 7, 2010

Backwards bird feeding

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and she acts like she's swallowed it and goes in for a kiss. During this she will spit the semen into the guys mouth (like a bird feeds it's young) forcing him to taste his own cum. Once he realizes it's his own cum he will gag and throw up while the girl laughs.

Dude, last night she was backwards bird feeding me. I haven't eaten all day...

by That_kid_whos_cool February 20, 2014

Backwards ear

To express immense displeasure in the manner of a cat.

That van parked so close to my new car gave me massive backwards ear.

by HHW666 December 12, 2015

Backwards Poop

When you get down on a girl and go into the number 2 instead of the 1

“Oh ya my boyfriend and I tried something new last night. He slipped it in and it felt like backwards poop!”

by ALilBottleofJack February 28, 2018

Backyard spactard

A full-blown, several-sandwiches-short-of-a-picnic specialist whose mental retardation is so debilitatingly extreme that they are forced to live in the backyard. This living arrangement is usually necessitated by the high risk of poisoning through licking the toxic cleaning products off the windows, should said backyard spactard remain indoors.

Liverpool put in a good showing in the Champion's League Final the other night. If it hadn't been for Karius goalkeeping like a backyard spactard, they might have won the game. I knew he'd be shit the day he signed for the club using his favourite crayon..

by Anonymous submissions July 19, 2018

Blackbeard

A big fuck-off pirate

Oh shit it's blackbeard!

by Ferretface1 April 13, 2019

Backwards Kerigan

The act of a man turning and placing his asshole up to a woman’s box.

He then dispels a gust of wind* directly into the eye of the beast.

“Yo man that chick I was telling you about is a FREAK!”
-“Thatta boy brither, how so?”
“Last night she begged me for a ‘Backwards Kerigan’ and I fuckin blew her away! She told me she loves me”
-“Wow man, awesome.”

by Sh!tsmeller October 9, 2023