Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

bernankrupt

adj. To become financially insolvent and forced into a buyout rescue facilitated by the Federal Reserve during the Bernanke Federal Reserve era.

Due to their greed and reckless lending, Bear Stearns went Bernankrupt, and was absorbed into JP Morgan Chase.

by Mark Sanford March 17, 2008

Berda

Gorgeous. Intelligent. Kind. Genuine. Comedic. Free Spirit. No more words needed.

Berda is a boss.

by Nickturtle June 24, 2016

Bern Victim

This unfortunate soul was a supporter of Bernie Sanders for the 2016 election for the U.S. Presidency but was robbed of their candidate by the treasonous criminal scumbag and head Sanderson sister Shillery Clinton. While some 'Bern Victims' directed their outrage where it belongs, towards the crooked democrat committee who colluded with Shillery and the media to sabotage Bernie, some unreasonably turned their anger toward Donald Trump and actually support Shillery. Sadly there is no saving these particular brainwashed zombified 'Bern Victims'.

"Damn man, I really feel bad for all those Bern Victims, but not the idiots who switched loyalty to the very hell-beast that fucked them over."

by CrowleyCorp July 26, 2016

san berdoo

Informal name for the city of San Bernardino, California.

Rolled on down to San Berdoo
Just to smack the Vals and see The Who
Like all them royal bandits do
When they roll down to San Berdoo

by Saint_Sinner August 14, 2016

berlin wall

(n.) After the USSR backed communists took over east Germany,a wall was created to run along the border to divide the two people. It ran through former (and now current) capital Berlin.

See warsaw pact

by Gumba Gumba May 19, 2004

mr. bergis

Crazy racist, homophobe man who constantly gets prank called by 2 radio station DJs and never catches on because he's that retarded.

Mr. Bergis: "Do you know how many NASCAR fans are registered with the NRA?"

Mr. Bergis: "Why the fuck are you calling me when my number is on the fuckin do not call list?"

Mr. Bergis: "Ellen Degeneres is a clam-licking whore!"

Mr. Bergis: "It's NASCAR, not Black Car!!"

by yaaaaaaaaaaaa September 3, 2009