Flavor Blasted

The act of spattering or spritzing the back of the toilet bowl and seat with fecal matter.

The old man flavor blasted the toilet with fecal matter in the men's bathroom

by Garbear_00 January 24, 2022

Getto Blasted

When you just get done working your shift in the bush the you go over to a low grade chicks house finger blast the shit out of her then leave and never call again

Brandon- "ya man I totally just getto blasted that chick from rocky mountain house"

by Ray Odessa69 February 16, 2022

580 blasted

Being fadded asf after smoking any form of weed

Yo Maddison was super high during class today
She was probably 580 blasted

by Goatedgoat March 3, 2022

Power Blasted

When a man shoots his cum so intensely into a woman’s eye it blinds her.

Girl 1: Girl why you lookin at me like that

Girl 2: My mans came in my eye last night, I cant see!!

Girl 1: Girl you got Power Blasted!!

by Bunderwall April 15, 2022

Flavor Blasted

When a fart is so unfathomably rank that you're able to taste it.

Me: *farts*
Friend: "Woah, that was flavor blasted!"

by flavorblastedturdfarts January 9, 2023

Cosmic Blasted

When you are turbo gonked on quality gas

Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:

by dinkystinker January 28, 2023

Flame blasted

Someone trying to steal your argument and trying to make it their argument while knowing they are in the wrong

She totally flame blasted me. She knew it was her fault during the whole argumemt

by Flame maker July 3, 2023