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barking seagull

A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.
The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.
by Festivvus August 20, 2013
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Barked

Nakedly walking by an individual and brushing them with a shaved vagina.
Bitch just barked me!
by Refs67 March 3, 2025
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adirondack barking spider

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.
"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"
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Barking Window

Someone who gets annoyed at people walking outside from within their crusty house.
That Discord Mod is a barking window!

Holy crap, I think I might be a barking window...
by The Logic of The New Era May 14, 2024
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bark

A good sound/symbol, which however is used by a horrible parental controls company.
Dog: Bark!!!!!!
by i eat uranium fuel rods August 6, 2023
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Bark

Did you she that bark it's hecka fine
by Renity May 16, 2020
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Gargle barking

1.) When one becomes so intoxicated they begin to speak nonsense
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words
“Nick, you were really gargle barking last night at the campfire.”
Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”
by Cotesmagoates August 28, 2025
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