piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

Bark Fart

When your fart is so loud, startling, and sudden that it causes your dog to bark.

The dogs barking again. When I left the room Did Lauren have a bark fart?

by e742df March 21, 2021

booty bark

The poop stains on underwear

My chick took off her thong and it had booty bark.

"Jeffery, no one wants to see your booty bark!"

by notverypunny February 13, 2024

bark bark bitch

Bark Bark Bitch is something you say to a person you dislike who is a furry. If they ever meow at you say Bark bark bitch

Furry: Meoww~~~
Jamaldequaviousthe3rd: Bark Bark Bitch

by I AM IMMACULATE March 7, 2023

why did the dog bark

The dog barked because it can

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

by Suppertimeintheevening! January 13, 2022

barking seagull

A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.

The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.

by Festivvus August 20, 2013

Barked

Nakedly walking by an individual and brushing them with a shaved vagina.

Bitch just barked me!

by Refs67 March 3, 2025