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Bagel Bag

Similar to a douche bag but a bagel bag because this person is similar to a stale bagel. No one wants a stale bagel, therefore a douche bag can also be called a bagel bag because no one wants a douche bag.
Person 1: Oh my gosh! I can't believe he dumped me!
Person 2: I know Becky, he's such a bagel bag!
by bunnyrabbit999 December 31, 2012
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Bag friend

The friend in the group that always carries a bag with them, usually a tote or a large purse. Helpful for when you don't want to hold your wallet or phone. They usually have mints and shit in there too.
Amy: I want to bring a water bottle but I don't wanna hold it the entire time we're out
Katie: Jessica always brings that big ass bag, she'll probably hold it for you.
Amy: Gotta love having a bag friend
by thebagfriend September 5, 2021
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Bag Nasty

A-ration bagged meal issued to Marines (usually recruits or in the field) that usually contains: a sandwich (ham, turkey, and bologna are common), a hard boiled egg, fruit, and a small bag of potato chips; often served with a beverage such as juice or milk. Also used to describe a female Marine in a sleeping bag.
Andrew: Look at that bag nasty over there
Kevin: Ehh..shes not that good looking
by Eikosha August 29, 2009
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Beaver Bag

When a female drops her under garments and places her vagina on the face of an unsuspecting face. Also can be the equivalent to a tea bag by a female resource given to either a male or female recipient. Also referred to as a lip dip, crotch blotch, or snatch blast. Unlike the male version of the beaver bag (tea bag) the recipient is more delighted then dismayed.
I cant believe Shay got a beaver bag from Megan.

Lucky fucker!!
by Shay Muny April 13, 2008
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Sketch Bag

1.)Somone who is dirty or iffy in some way.
2.)Somone who uses alot of drugs or alchohal.
3.)Somone who engages in sexual relations with somone much younger then they are
"That Long Haired Kid was kinda of a sketch bag."

"Jim smokes weed all the time, that kids turning into a real sketch bag."
by allthenamesaretaken!!! February 19, 2006
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huffing the bag

Feces is placed in a paper bag along with gasoline fumes and lighter fluid. You inhale in and out multiple times until you get high.
Homeless man: Spare change?

Jon: huffing the bag seems like a rush, so let me get a few huffs and I'll think about it bruh
by dickypoo July 27, 2014
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bag-slapper

Massive turd that, once the toilet is flushed, stands up slapping your butt cheeks and scrotum while it goes down, destroying everything in its path
"I took a massive bag-slapper the other day, you just don't hate when it happens?"
by pseudoanonsecret February 14, 2022
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