The act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's vagina, then when she is not looking shoving them into her ears and using them as handles to receive oral sex.
Jim:dude, why is Sarah so pissed at you?
Bob:Well, I fingered her and when she wasn't looking I gave her an Australian Wet Willie!
Jim:Nice!
*High Five*
Bob:Well, I fingered her and when she wasn't looking I gave her an Australian Wet Willie!
Jim:Nice!
*High Five*
by Mr. Bootylicious December 19, 2013
"I saw your girlfriend last night."
"Oh really."
"Yeah, I did the Australian Brown Kangaroo!"
"You asshole!"
"Oh really."
"Yeah, I did the Australian Brown Kangaroo!"
"You asshole!"
by TheBloodyAussie July 17, 2012
When 1000s of men from all over Australia come to a local fruit stand in melbourne once a year with power drills and they steal 1000s of coconuts and drill them out and at the count of 5 they all burst their seminal fluids into the coconuts in unison
by Swazey1450 March 02, 2023
The Australian Army Cadets (AAC) are a group of notoriously unintelligent beings, known primarily as “tanker wankers” or “crayon eaters” not dis-similar to the American Marines,
These cadets, once given a set of DPCU uniform and a complementary Styre will proceed to hide in bushes and muddy trenches, if found on an activity or in the wild remain calm, simply direct the Army Cadet toward the nearest navy encampment and remain at a safe distance as they run toward it in rage.
Members of the AAC hold little commonsense or mental function and should be avoided at all costs.
These cadets, once given a set of DPCU uniform and a complementary Styre will proceed to hide in bushes and muddy trenches, if found on an activity or in the wild remain calm, simply direct the Army Cadet toward the nearest navy encampment and remain at a safe distance as they run toward it in rage.
Members of the AAC hold little commonsense or mental function and should be avoided at all costs.
by Sand shark April 09, 2021
A masturbation technique in which the male wraps his hand around his raised leg and pleasures himself with a reverse over-hand grip in order to allow "down under exploration" of the anus with the thumb. This technique was first pioneered by the native Aborigines of the continent. The Australian Western Grip allows for dual stimulation of both the penis and the anus. It was first imported to the US by a local jew named Eric AKA "The Professor of Funny Business".
Person A: "....and that was the first time I tore my ACL.. and the second time I got crabs."
Person B: "Oh straight"
Person C: "Wait can you tell the story again?"
Person A: I got cock-blocked last night so i went home and used the Australian Western Grip and it was totally awesome. Too bad i slipped on a banana peel and tore my ACL."
Person B: "Shits Weak."
Person B: "Oh straight"
Person C: "Wait can you tell the story again?"
Person A: I got cock-blocked last night so i went home and used the Australian Western Grip and it was totally awesome. Too bad i slipped on a banana peel and tore my ACL."
Person B: "Shits Weak."
by Boys Club March 19, 2009
A poorly organised and over-moderated internet forum catering to any Ford vehicle that is not an E-series, owned buy a man of debatable intelligence who also owns a 300C. Go figure.
Complete opposite of Boosted E-series.
Complete opposite of Boosted E-series.
"Hey man, my mum went all Australian Ford Forums on me"
"You mean she kicked you out forever for no reason at all??"
"Yep..."
"You mean she kicked you out forever for no reason at all??"
"Yep..."
by Rollin40 May 29, 2008
The most over-rated football game in the world. Skinny weak 'men' fumbling a football around for 2 hours. No skill. No courage. No toughness. No contact, It's called 'Aussie Rules' by its southern fans. Everyone else in Australia calls it 'Pussie Rules' or 'Netball with kicking'. Give it a miss.
Watched netball? Add kicking and that is what you have. 'Aussie Rules'. Netball with kicking. A girls game.
by REAL Football fan - Rugby League February 26, 2005