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Australian Sloth Taco

An old Australian lady’s hairy vagina with moss on the pubic hair.
Yea man, I ate some Australian Sloth Taco last night.”
by ChiChiRodriguez November 25, 2022
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Australian doomer

A very special kind of doomer.

Aussie doomers may enjoy drinking (Victoria Bitter and Carlton is a popular choice), hanging around Coles or Ampol at night, playing video games and listening to heavy music. Doomer bands from Aus include Icehouse, Cold Chisel, Bee Gees and Nick Cave.

Usually have a more rugged appearance, including kmart clothes, flannel shirts and faded jeans, perhaps with piercings and tattoos.

May be on Centrelink payments or working as a wagecuck at factories, McDonalds, retail or as an apprentice/student if they're on the bloomer journey.

They tend to be isolated, live a pretty aimless existence and don't always see a place for themselves in this world.

Stay strong guys.
Alex to friend: "I haven't heard about Daryl in years, I wonder what he's gotten up to?"

Friend: "I heard he gave up and now plays video games in an old farmhouse on the outskirts of town"

Alex: "Sounds like Dazza's gone full Australian doomer!"

Friend: "now now, we all have an Australian doomer inside of us"
by astray doomer June 4, 2023
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Australian army cadets

by Bucharest September 13, 2023
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west australian cactus flange

Fuck Sharon's west Australian cactus flange is spikey
by Alf's diner May 17, 2014
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Shitty Australian

This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.
"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."
by The Dark Naga March 4, 2015
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Forgotten Australians

Australians of voting age actively ignored by Australian Liberal Party between 7 Sept 2013-21 May 2022

A talking point used by a new leader of a political party desperately seeking a strategy to convince followers that there are Australians desperate to vote for him and that he’s not just reviled h the population
"We'll propose strong policy ... our policies will be squarely aimed at the forgotten Australians in the suburbs across Australia,"
by Cruicerod May 31, 2022
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2023 Australian grand prix

A phrase used to describe something that was carnage because of group stupidly instead of a michael masi.

The race was the third edition of formula 1 deal or no deal.
The fia caused a 2023 Australian grand prix.
by Oofyeetoofyeet01 April 9, 2023
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