automicrobiologist

Someone who is small and studies themselves and life

My mother is an automicrobiologist.

by anonymous February 14, 2024

Andom

A sexy, mature and intelligent zaddy who makes you feel special and who is guaranteed to show you a good time.

Omg, Andom had my panties soaked today. He has such zaddy energy; it makes me feel so safe and comfortable.

by andomlover65 May 14, 2024

Adoming

One who takes a nap during normal business hours and in addition, has the lowest score in the group when playing video games also known as bottom fragging

Adam spent the day adoming.

by shatupppppppp June 24, 2024

AUTOMATA

A WORLD WHERE ROBOTS AND AUTONOMOUS MACHINES THRIVE.

AUTOMATA IS WHEN ITS MORE OKAY FOR INDIVIDUALS TO ALLOW THEMSELVES COMFORT OF LIVING, ALLOWING TECHNOLOGY TO DANCE.

by CyberSavant November 30, 2024

Audiomoria

The sad feeling when you get when you realize there's so much good music out there you'll never get to listen to and experience. Almost like musical fomo

"The audiomoria really hits rn"

"Yeah bro for sure"

by anonymous December 15, 2024

Audemars Piguet

One of many luxury watch brands that don't shy away from even making rich people feel ripped off.

It is widely believed that the name "Audemars Piguet" is an obscured version of the phrase "Add more, piglet", referring to the watch brand refusing the sell the only watch people really want to buy from them, and instead trying to force their other watchslop onto new customers (paypigs).

A: "Look bro, I just got this sick Audemars Piguet Royal Oak 15510 straight from the boutique!"

B: "Whatever, piglet." *flashes 1:1 rep he bought for $550*

A: "Yooo, you got one to?!"

B: *Places hand on A's shoulder, too afraid to ruin this man's world* "Sure is buddy... sure is."

by Cennepal January 21, 2026

Audiomog

When someone unintentionally asserts dominance through sound while pissing. Usually occurs when one male is already using a urinal or toilet and another walks in and unleashes an absurdly loud, high-pressure stream, instantly “mogging” the first male with acoustic maculinity. The louder, more aggressive stream wins the encounter.
It can also refer more broadly to any situation where someone out-noises another in a way that comes across as dominant or masculine.
Can also occur during shitting, but is less common as being audiomogged through defication alone is more difficult, due to the usual perpertrator of intense shitting often being incapable of mogging under normal circumstances.

Example 1:
“Bro I was at the urinal and this dude came in and audiomogged me so hard I just finished up and left.”
Example 2:
“Thought I had a solid stream going until some guy next to me audiomogged the entire bathroom.”
Example 3:
“Not even trying to compete, but that dude audiomogged everyone in the stalls.”
Etymology:
From audio (sound) + mog (internet slang for dominating or outclassing someone).

by Crustaceanmogged March 14, 2026