asswipia

A magical kingdom where all the asswipes go.

You PIECE OF SHIT. You are the king of asswipia.

by mahbutthole December 14, 2011

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Assinosis

The tingly feeling you get in your butt after sitting for a long time. Also know as your butt falling asleep

We gotta get out of this car for a bit. I have a bad case of Assinosis.

by Joonas4321 September 12, 2015

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Ashwin is literally one of the most fuckable doctors there are. Let's start with facts now, Ashwin is 5'9", this is not only the perfect height, but it means he can also have enough height to be able to do anything you want. Ashwin is also only 210Lbs, so, hes heavy enough to lay on top of you and have an all around good time. Not only this, but Ashwin, LITERALLY, does not feel the pull of social cues, while also distorting reality. So, not only does this mean that Ashwin can do anything while ignoring sensical ideas, but hes literally capable of making a pocket room in which yall can fuck in. These are all facts. Continuing with these facts, Ashwin is emphatic with his "OH YEAH YEAH YEAH"s and feels a strong emotional connection to his hospital patients so, he will know before you that you're horny, he literally has it locked down before you're even aware of it, this only means that he is able to serve his patients in every way possible. Let's go even deeper so I can prove to you how Ashwin is literally the most fuckable doctor there is: Ashwin can learn Pizza Guy, so, now you get to fuck him with pepperonis. Ashwin can learn Curried Charm, so, you thought you were horny before, but now it's compounded. Finally, Ashwin can learn spit on your face, combining this with Pizza Guy, means not only do you get an indian on your dick, but also a wet, submissive one. It's the best of both worlds. Ashwin is literally the most fuckable Indian doctor there is and all of these are facts.

Ashwin dropped his wallet in the ocean. Don't be dumb like an Ashwin.

by Chitte Kabootar April 11, 2022

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Barrel Assing

The act of driving very fast on a road or highway or street. Can also be applied to the act of pursuing a personal or professional goal. Originated in the 1960's, originally used in Brooklyn NY, describing a return trip from the Catskills in Upstate NY.

"I had to be back to light the boiler at the plant, so here I am barrel assing down the highway right past a cop." "He is determined, I mean he's barrel assing toward his goals."

by Charlie 1970 to Joey The Kid December 19, 2011

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