assanswer

ass answer

by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003

assmunchingpig

A person whom you don't like.

Stewart is a real bastard, no! I'd say he is an ASSMUNCHINGPIG!!!

by chaddficious July 24, 2003

assmack

Idiot Teach that makes everyone die when he walks past them.

Student "Oh no,assmack is comming..Run for your lives"

Assmack "No! Wait, come back here and smack my ass"

*everyone dies*

by Bounty Hunter April 19, 2004

Assanitting

when something is uberly beating something else

dood, guitar hero is SO assanitting rock band atm.

by ubercorpreal May 31, 2009

Assmonkeys

A common expression of surprise. Also an adjective to describe how a day went, or what a person looks like. It can also be a monkey found sitting upon an ass.

"How was your day"
"Assmonkey"

or

"HOLY ASSMONKEYS!"

or

When at the zoo, "Mommy, mommy! Come look at this assmonkey!"

by AndTheOxenRanFree February 22, 2011

assmateloving

intense but hump.

guy 1: woo! i get assmateloving with tom tonight!

guy 2: you fail at life you homo.

by datdangoleboomhauer13 April 19, 2011

assmateloving

intense but hump.

guy 1: woo! i get assmateloving with tom tonight!

guy 2: you fail at life you homo.

by datdangoleboomhauer13 April 19, 2011