National Grab Ass Day

On September 9-10, every year, it is National Grab-Ass Day.

Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.

"Why did you grab my ass?!"

"It's National Grab Ass Day."

by guyonlinethatsdefiningstuff September 9, 2019

National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.

She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

by Yung A-Dolf May 25, 2018

national grab ass day.

National smack ass day.

it's national grab ass day. damn that ass look fat in the jeans, lemme smack it.

by tttyyuu September 1, 2022

National eat marcuses ass day

National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27

National eat marcuses ass day is a all day activity.

by Eat jaylen pp March 26, 2024

Grab ass day

You can grab any girls ass on January 27th

You can grab any girls ass on January 27th grab ass day is a fun day for boys

by [e-mail] January 24, 2020

Grab Ass Day

every October 30th, you can get a hand for of ass for anybody you want

person A: bro its Grab Ass Day!! person B: I know I'm so hyped I'm going to grab so much ass!!

by Adecider October 12, 2022

National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.

Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!

by BillieTB November 10, 2020