Under Armor

Sexist brand that makes fake shirts

Lemme just buy this sexist brand called Under Armor

by PhillipN October 20, 2019

Skettie armed

Any person who is weak in the arms. Limp ass noodle armed. Their strength and effort to lifting an object is equal to slapping wet noodles at an object and expecting it to be lifted where it is needed.

"Hey can you help me lift this up?"
"Yeah sure ill give it a try."
*Embarrassing failure*
"Wow you fuckin' skettie armed fuck. You couldn't lift that up even if your arms were al dente."

by Dr.FranknMr.Stein January 14, 2020

horny armadillo

where your ribcage is removed to suck your own dick

gabe, youre a horny armadillo

by The Sock Stealer March 15, 2020

persian armadillo

An outfit similar to what Aladdin wore, but your abs have to be harder than an armadillo shell.

I can't wait for Thursday! Austin will be performing a sexy coffee inspired table dance special for only $13.99, while dressed like a Persian Armadillo!

by Alifuego July 26, 2020

Reverse Armadillo

When the guy is laying down and the girl does a backbench and rolls onto the penis like an armadillo but in reverse

I heard Garret and Kalen tried the reverse armadillo last night.

by GK2001 February 24, 2022

screaming hairy armadillo

a tingy that screams and is hairy like ur pet gorrila ;-;

ur screaming hairy armadillo ate my homework

by wowwow yt November 15, 2021

Subdermal body armor

Armor underneath somebody's skin.

Liquid just got his/her subdermal body armor installed by the government.

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021