Separation anxiety

Anxiety felt after being away from a loved one during lockdown due to Coronavirus

Awww now I’ve got separation anxiety

Lockdown has given me some serious separation anxiety

by schmeggy September 14, 2020

Anxiety

Constantly fucking shit up souly because of your crippling fear of fucking shit up and not realizing it because because your as blind as a deaf bat to it ?

Idk if i should post, probably won't get liked)
(Dude your not even funny, stop)
(You weren't funny earlier when you made that joke either)
(Is that why they were staring at me... GASP... is that why the one dude had a rude tone with me during break at work)
(I'm not good enough to work here)
(I'm never good enough)
(Hits blunt)

Anxiety sucks? What more do ya want

by CriticalShaggy September 15, 2020

Flirting with ~anxiety~

Snapchatting or texting someone you want to hook up with that you are under your weighted blanket so they respond with “I’ve never used one before” and you can tell them to come over.

Me: My weighted blanket is my only method of flirtation...
Anyone: What do you mean???
Me: I’m only used to flirting with ~anxiety~

by rt7821 September 21, 2020

contingency anxiety

Fear of being ill- or under-prepared for a situation.

Dude, why are you packing three bottles of Astroglide for a weekend with Clarice?

It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...

by Thunnus November 12, 2012

arm rest anxiety

The awkward moment when you're sat next to a stranger in the cinema, and there is a mental dispute as to who gets to put their arm on the rest...

You: "Dude my arms are really aching..."
friend: "why dont you rest them on the arm rest then?"
you: "nah, got arm rest anxiety"

by lolnetto1 February 24, 2011

poorformance anxiety

1) the anxiety felt by men with small penises when confronting a future sexual situation.

2)The anxiety felt by anyone who fears failure in a future situation.

1) I hear Becky likes to ride really big stallions, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, and I'm supposed to smack that ass. I'm kinda getting poorformance anxiety.

2) You hear about the pop quiz in English?

Yeah, and I haven't read any of the chapters. I'm getting a little poorformance anxiety.

by The Barded One June 24, 2011

Wax Anxiety

A feeling of nervousness and excitement all in one. One always gets this feeling if anxiousness on the way to a Brazilian wax appointment. Followed with sweaty palms with a nervous laugh, and perhaps a feeling having to go to the pre..a very anxious feeling,

The closer we get to the front of the line for the roller coaster, the more I have ‘wax anxiety.’

by Crack of Dawn May 19, 2023