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Alyssa

So beautiful and her eyes are perfect! Obsessed with popularity yet acts if she does not. Dresses casual cause she doesn’t care. Some people wanna be her but if they knew her they wouldn’t feel this way. Always making other people laugh. She gives you mixed emotions.
Damn that girls fake

Who?alyssa?

Hell yeah who else
by Ohern March 15, 2018
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a complete weirdo nobody really likes her because of how fake she is
Who down to fight Alyssa
by Ifuckedyomom69420 November 3, 2019
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Alyssa

Your being an Alyssa
by Trumpophobia November 29, 2016
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Alyssa

A woman who is enslaved by a man named Jordan. She must do all housework and every chore. She must also wipe his ass and constantly serve him everything. She has to do dishes, wipe off Jordan's car in the winter, and make him breakfast. Alyssa is a replacement for Jordan's mother Darlene.
Jordan:"Alyssa! My ass isn't going to wipe itself!!"
Alyssa:"Charman or Cottonelle Sweetie?"
by THERUMGUY9999 April 29, 2011
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alyssa

verb. to pull an alyssa is to get someone to cheat on their girlfriend with absolutely no effort, intention or plan.
ex. i'll bet you ten dollars i can pull an alyssa tomorrow night.
by wiiisdom April 17, 2011
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Alyssa

A spoiled, bratty, girl who is used to getting everything she wants at a drop of a dime.
That girl Alyssa is a spoiled bratt!

Shes such a drama queen!
by alwaysReal October 6, 2012
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Alyssa

Bro 1: Yo, Connor, is that your Alyssa?
Connor: Ya that's her
Bro 2: Damn, you need a Logan.
by BumbleBee312 March 13, 2018
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