A sex move in which one male slaps his scrotum against ones ass cheeks and another male enters the anus with the the finesse as if it were a slam dunk
by TheBig Boolster June 17, 2019
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by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018
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I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.
by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025
Get the barking up shit's alley mug.An exceeding simple definition that occurs when one has a stupid friend named Maya who may also be ugly, but only in the ways that matter.
Eli: “ALLEY OOP!”
Jamey: “ YeAHhh alley oop”
Maya: “what an alley oop”
Jamey: “it means Maya’s ugly LOL”
Jamey: “ YeAHhh alley oop”
Maya: “what an alley oop”
Jamey: “it means Maya’s ugly LOL”
by Megachulo brosefski December 18, 2021
Get the Alley oop mug.A very small but cute girl, most of the time has a very nice bum and large tits. Alleys tend to only be good at one sport, soccer. They complain a lot and think that the whole world is against them, when this definitely is not the case. They also have trouble with guys, many guys like them but they can never pick the right one. Also, in school they suck up to teachers as much as possible even though they think teachers hate them also.
Dude, that girl was fit like an Alley Vlogiannitis" or "Man, that girl needs to stop being an Alley Vlogiannitis and stop sucking up to the teacher"
by lennyd November 21, 2010
Get the Alley Vlogiannitis mug.The title of the bonus chapter/world in Super Meat Boy. The chapter themes itself around femininity, as you play Bandage Girl with certain level names eluding to the theme as well.
The chapter title likely refers to tampons (often made of cotton) being inserted into an "alley", thus making a vagina the "cotton alley".
The chapter title likely refers to tampons (often made of cotton) being inserted into an "alley", thus making a vagina the "cotton alley".
by 4udity January 9, 2024
Get the cotton alley mug.i knew shed only done the back alley steam clean when it smelled like dirty creamer and tasted like diseased spunk.
by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023
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