Alden

Alden is a loving, compassionate, and honest man that will always do the most for the people he cares about. Alden’s usually love to run, pet every dog on the block, and start that long conversation that no one asked for.

Oh gosh I do love that Alden guy but I don’t have the time to talk.

by Yondered king November 25, 2021

alleniz

The most perfect girl you could ever ask for. She's really fucking gorgeous and very underappreciated by society. When you find an Alleniz you have hit the jackpot never let her go, because if you do you will regret it for the rest of your life. An Alleniz is like finding a 1 in a billion girl she is so nice, smart and really really cute

Hey, I think I found the love of my life?
Let me guess her name is Alleniz
Yep, how did you know?
I just did

by reppp May 1, 2022

Alden Glaz

The famous arch nemesis of Jared Beam private I (The I stands for investigator).

Commonly identified by his incredibly large hooked nose and New Jersey accent. Is a very bad guy and will rob you of your valuables. Possibly Jewish? Carries a duckfoot menorah gun. Also carries an umbrella, even when it does not rain. He also may own a pharmacy.

He has fought the famous Jared Beam Private I on many occasions, but has mostly lost.

Notable quotes from Alden Glaz:

Jarred Beam! (In New Jersey voice)
I'll get you next time Beam!
You ruined my evil plans!
Have you ever tried hummus?
Oh boy!
OH NO JARRED BEAM!

by The Private I May 9, 2022

Allen

BIG HEART. SO CHARMING. SO FUNNY AND ONLY LIES IN NOT-VERY-SERIOUS CONVERSATIONS. LOVES LOWER CASE AND BETTING ON BASEBALL. GREAT PAINTER. PARTICULARLY GOOD AT COOKING FRIED RICE. VERY CONSIDERATE AND SOYYYYY CUTE. UNDER THE IMPRESSION THERE ARE 10 DAYS IN A WEEK… SHH, DON’T TELL HIM OTHERWISE.

*lil louise on the beat* : “Allen is a sex god”

by nunyabizness July 11, 2022

tailor allen dow

a fuck boi with a small penis and only lasts 7 seconds in bed also a major dick

garrett: did you hear tailor allen dow had sex with dayton!?
me: yea i heard he only lasted 7 seconds what a fuck boi

by pscribbles May 14, 2015

jody-allen

Extremely handsome fella always great in bed, usually has a large member, sweet and kind to others.

That jody-allen sure is great!

by Hannahchloe December 19, 2016

sid allen

Spoilt twat who has no lovelife. He only wears rich kid designer brands. OK person but can be rather annoying.

For fuck sake stop being a sid Allen

by Turbanator123@ November 1, 2017