When you find a hot, seemingly normal but soon to be (or already) homeless girl, move her in with you, knock her up and then wish you were dead because it was a horrible fucking idea to begin with.
by Sideshow Carl September 18, 2019
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by Balloftruth May 18, 2018
Get the Alexis mug.Alexis is usually a very girly girl with lots of clothing and make up. They like taking care of themselves and pampering themselves. They are usually the paranoid and suspicious type. If they are not dealing with the best kind of everything from wines to clothes to people they will not want to associate with you. She will do anything to keep her friends. Most of her acquaintances use her subtly to befriend her classy and rich other friends. She is usually very well connected and popular. People that say she is a bitch are just jealous of her and what she's got. It is difficult to be in her space as she is fussy and a complainer. She gets all the guys and likes others to believe she is sexually conservative when actually she can open her legs very easily. Most guys say she has a hot guava and a tight little tanned ass. The guys drool over her sexiness and become entranced by her hot pussy. Her close girlfriends are all uglier than her and secretly want to eat her pussy. Who wouldn't? She is not afraid to say what she thinks. She has secrets and is a secretive type with good intentions and class. She can be a little two faced but means well and would never intentionally hurt someone.
by KaplanCohen May 15, 2016
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WELL GUESS WHAT U SKANKY LITTLE BITCH NO ONE FUCKING LIKES U
WELL GUESS WHAT U SKANKY LITTLE BITCH NO ONE FUCKING LIKES U
by Berenice Espinosa January 29, 2018
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by Lollololokokoko April 21, 2019
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by My sister gay June 16, 2020
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Look at that Alexis!
by Daquan the big fat mother fuck February 10, 2019
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