The funniest, sweetest, most loyal friend you could ask for. She's bad asf, that ASSSSSS holy moly. Don't mess things up with her or you're fried.
Person 1: "Bro you cheated on Alexa?"
Cheater: "uhhh yeah"
Person 1: "Bro you're an idiot, your loss."
Cheater: "uhhh yeah"
Person 1: "Bro you're an idiot, your loss."
by skibdi skibdi September 28, 2025
Get the Alexamug. shes a girl that (will most likely) look like peppa pig but dont worry beacuse she CANT SNORT she has so many abilities for example:
- she can open her nose however she wants to and whenever she wants to.
- you can say memes to her beacuse her name is alexa for example:" ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO" (and she will start dancing).
- she is an innocent child of God and shes pure as a newborn puppy.
- she is kind of stupid sometimes but she is still smarter than me.
-she likes heart memes and editing .
-i hate her.
-she has the longest nails in the whole wide walmart.
-she is "aesthetic" (well she tries to be uwu) (sometimes she is).
- shes stubborn (just like me).
and that is it that is the alexa I know and that I hate goodbye (og and she will also tell you she will help you with homework and then ignore you uwu.
- she can open her nose however she wants to and whenever she wants to.
- you can say memes to her beacuse her name is alexa for example:" ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO" (and she will start dancing).
- she is an innocent child of God and shes pure as a newborn puppy.
- she is kind of stupid sometimes but she is still smarter than me.
-she likes heart memes and editing .
-i hate her.
-she has the longest nails in the whole wide walmart.
-she is "aesthetic" (well she tries to be uwu) (sometimes she is).
- shes stubborn (just like me).
and that is it that is the alexa I know and that I hate goodbye (og and she will also tell you she will help you with homework and then ignore you uwu.
"alexa is so naive that she doesnt know what booty call means"
"she has a sugar daddy/booty call but she wont accept it "
" oh thanks alexa youre so NICE"
"she has a sugar daddy/booty call but she wont accept it "
" oh thanks alexa youre so NICE"
by MR. steal your dog February 27, 2019
Get the alexamug. Someone who is very Smart, Kind, Loving, Caring specially for Victor and that has a fat ass and big boobies
by BeyondOurGalaxy December 9, 2021
Get the Alexa Natalia Rodriguezmug. The voice in your Amazon devices that is responsible for waking you up an hour late or making accidental purchases because of horrible voice recognition technology.
Example 1:
Me: "Alexa,set an alarm for 6am."
Alexa: *Rings alarm at 7am*
Example 2:
Me:"Alexa,put a Moana DVD in my cart.
Alexa: *$20 goes missing from my credit card and a Moana DVD package arrives at my house*
Me: "Alexa,set an alarm for 6am."
Alexa: *Rings alarm at 7am*
Example 2:
Me:"Alexa,put a Moana DVD in my cart.
Alexa: *$20 goes missing from my credit card and a Moana DVD package arrives at my house*
by Penis_lick_coder May 20, 2018
Get the Alexamug. Alexa’s are sweet and kind. There full of energy and will bring positive vibes around you. They are really smart and knows how to get things done. They will make you feel loved when you need it. They are hard to find and they will be hard to get but keep trying and it will soon happen. Be patient and things will go smoothly. Alexa’s are beautiful human beings will beautiful eyes and smile. Never lose them.
Alexa is very energetic.
by DaUnknown November 21, 2021
Get the Alexamug. Coach Ivan sells drugs at Lake Needwood. He sells coke in liquid and powder form. He's worried that the government will track him. Thankfully, he has Amazon Alexa to help him. All he needs to say is "Hey Alexa, call Pedro." Pedro will then show up with Technoblade and Badboyhalo to take care of the government goons that may be trying to stop the deal. Coach Ivan can always rely on Alexa to get the job done. Amazon Alexa, available on Amazon or at your local Amazon warehouse.
by isa_chan008 November 12, 2021
Get the Alexamug.