Alberta lane change

When having sex with a woman, and changing lanes on her with no signal at all.

Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.

by Albertalane December 8, 2016

Albert

An albert is a extremely hot guy.He may look gaunt but don't let his thiness fool you.Once triggered, theres no stopping of mayhem within him.

"That guy albert is good for a protector"

by Recklessdoll4900 April 10, 2017

Ambertopia

This imaginary world you think you live in where everyone is good to their word and won’t do you wrong. Drugs, fornication, stealing or lying don’t happen. A world where you can trust everyone you meet and leave your purse unattended and everything is still there when you return.

“You can’t believe he slept with your best friend on your birthday? Sorry this isn’t Ambertopia.”

“Lock the car doors, we’re not in Ambertopia, you know, this is L.A.”

“I can’t believe he put you on a pedestal to make you think you were the only one. Must be nice to live in Ambertopia. “

by BunnyM13 April 18, 2021

Summer_Albert

Kid that never goes outside, only plays hypixel 17 hours a day, quests but isn't even good at it, values meaningless leaderboards over real money or anything else whatsoever, will not stop asking oSkill to help with mw ap

Summer_Albert needs to go outside bro
Person 2: fr Ong bro

by IcyWristoSkill May 10, 2023

Alberta

A province in Canada, Alberta is a provinced filled with rednecks with their lifted Dodges. Dodge RAM 1500 pickups are extremely common and you would usually see at least one during your commute. Its like the Texas of Canada. There is a Dodge dealership in every town, the two major cities Edmonton and Calgary hate each other, and mountains. People usually work in the trades such as a welder or an oil rig technician and make good money so many Newfies (Newfoundlanders) come here for a job. Then they usually buy a house and finance a Dodge RAM. We are famous for our beef because you cant live without beef. Everyone in Alberta hates their premier, Rachel Notley because of the Carbon tax because everything is more expensive.

Jim: Hey bud, go over there to Alberta. They got jobs over there.

by SloppySandbagz January 9, 2017

Albert Einstein High School (AEHS)

Albert Einstein High School is the performing arts school of the MoCo,but also holds a IB program and other crappy programs that students don't care about.Einstein holds the super annoying random artsy kids to the smart, ass holes of the IB program.The school also house the Visual Art Center,a place where kids paint acceptable art work.

J:Hey what school do you go to?
E:Albert Einstein High School (AEHS)
J:Oh cool the arts school.

by Fatrstankboy October 14, 2012

doubt it albert

Means 'I highly doubt that, my friend' or 'that is not true'. Similar to saying "Whatever Trevor"

John: "Hey Peter, you owe me $50!"

Peter: "Doubt it Albert! I don't owe you diddlysquat"

by Manu Vatuvei August 8, 2010