Presidential Aids

The sitting president reaches and a gropes his nuts many times at the oval office. A little scratchy whatchy. Over time if the sitting president keeps scratching his nuts he will develop a fungus, which first starts on the copper pen, which the president uses to sign his bills and the law. Instead the president creates a new mutant strain of virus that looks like a walking nut sack. This virus spreads to every president to touch the pen and is infected with the "Presidential Aids"

Have you seen Joe Biden? Rumor has it he has Presidential Aids!

by Dj Nuts September 10, 2020

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bland-aid

a regular old band aid without color. the regular nude color

person 1: GET ME A BLAND-AID
person 2: I'M SORRY WE ONLY HAVE BLAND AIDS
person 1: forget it, i'm fine.

by personthingy1234567890 May 26, 2010

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Aid Circle

The act of rounding up a group of teenage boys in a high school locker room, lighting a John Cena action figure on fire and circle jerking around the toy until every boy has ejaculated and the fire has been extinguished with semen.

We held a sick aid circle in the locker room after 2nd hour gym bro.

by Jackdanmill69 September 6, 2016

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AIDS Shotgun

HIV infected human prone to nose bleeds and sneezing fits

Weve gotta get out of here, this guy is an AIDS shotgun!

by skeejarooni May 9, 2019

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Anime Aids

When a character in anime is too strong to be defeated by any other character within the show/movie or to popular to show lose in a fight. They always seem to die from some type of disease instead.

Daniel: Itachi Uchiha is probably the strongest character in Naruto. I don't think anyone could defeat him.

Ron: Yeah I agree, to bad he had anime aids and died.

Daniel: Goodpoint, the anime aids always get the cool & strong characters in anime shows.

by Koshinku September 16, 2020

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