Adventure Catfish

ad-ven-cher kat-fish

Noun
1) a person who falsely claims to enjoy hiking, traveling, etc. and does not reveal disdain for adventure until the opportunity is presented

Verb (used without object), Adventure Catfishing, Adventure Catfished
1) to falsely claim to enjoy hiking, traveling, etc. and does not reveal disdain for adventure until the opportunity is presented
2) to mislead an adventurer into believing one’s own enthusiasm for participation in exciting undertakings or enterprises.

(Name) said she wanted to go kayaking, so I brought my kayak, only to find out she’s an adventure catfish.

by Ley 10 May 16, 2021

Adventure Cramp

A pain in the abdomen caused by extreme sexual positioning.

I am sure she got an Adventure cramp after what I did to her last night.

by Ogden-Morrow February 26, 2021

Alabama Splash Adventure

When you, your sister, and cousin all shit, piss, and cum on each other at the same time

Did you hear jody talking to his friends? Said he went to Alabama splash adventure last weekend!

by Lordh3adass January 30, 2021

Arctic adventure

When a woman is in between two men at a fastfood restaurant and is jerking them off in a booth seat as a form of an exhibitionary sex act. Kind of like an expedition to find the north pole while penises are the ski poles for cross-country skiing both scientifically as well as sexually while running the risk of getting caught by restaurant staff or other patrons.

Debby, Eric, and Tom went on an arctic adventure to the ice-cream shop and inadvertantly became porn stars when security camera footage was reviewed by the restaurants owner.

by Cookie-spanker November 15, 2023

Adventures with Fiona

Adventures with fiona is when fiona gets lost a lot and finds things

person 1: “adventures with Fiona is great”
person 2: “she gets lost a lot”

by @usagispersonalmaid November 23, 2021

Adventure

A word every girl on dating apps use that they don’t actually do.

They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.

It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.

But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.

Girl 1: I put in my dating profile that I want guys who will take me on an adventure. I left it really vague because I don’t really know what it means?

Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?

Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)

by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023

Castlevania: The Adventure

The first Castlevania game for the Gameboy, and almost inarguably the worst game in the entire series. The music is pretty damn good, just like in any Castlevania game...and that's really the only good thing anyone has to say about it.

With a protagonist that moves slower than a sedated turtle and can't jump to save his life, a lack of subweapons which are present in all the other games, a lot of sections where you MUST get invincibility to avoid getting hit as soon as you spawn, a stage that becomes unwinnable if you take the wrong path, a weapon that downgrades when you get hit, a multitude of sections where it's impossible to NOT get hit without whip upgrades, insultingly easy boss fights (except for Dracula, whose second form is actually quite tough), and tricky parkour sections that are made almost impossible by the painfully slow movement of the protagonist, Castlevania: The Adventure is often considered one of the worst games for the Gameboy.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2022