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Ginger-selective abortion 

The act of aborting a fetus or, in some jurisdictions, a child up to 18 months of age on the basis of its red hair and pasty complexion. Scientists have been developing more efficient targeted tests to promote early detection of embryonic gingers, but a lack of government funding and the success of Gingers Against Youthanization (GAY) has hampered recent research efforts.
BBC News Update: "Current census data from the Republic of Ireland shows a dramatic reduction in new ginger births, thanks in part to advances in ginger-selective abortion practices. And after the break, Labour Party members are asking tough questions, such as who will the next generation pick on at school? Then, get your swarthy forecast."
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chinese abortion 

The act of doing someone a favor that would help from killing an innocent human being. This is also known as the act of kicking someone in the crotch with a steel boot.
Thank you so much you seriously just gave me a chinese abortion. I just gave liam a chinese abortion and he cried.

ghetto abortion 

throwing an unwanted newborn baby in a random dumpster
dammit... i cheated on jamal and this came out! i need a ghetto abortion

gay abortion 

the accidental writing of gay adoption for a topic in English class
my topic for the English paper is gay abortion, oops i mean gay adoption; there is no such thing
gay abortion by karlaw6 November 23, 2009

Romanian Abortion

the process of having anal intercourse with someone to the extent wich you kill the child of the pregnant mother

also may be used as a threat
Bill- your girlfriendis being such a bitch

John-Iknow if she doesn't stop soon ill have to give her a Romanian Abortion

pop rock abortion 

Slang for an illegal abortion done by oneself using household items on hand. Originates from abortions done by using a combination of Pop Rocks candy and soda in a turkey baster.
I thought I heard that Sally was pregnant.
She was, but I think she did a pop rock abortion on herself.

Pro Abortion 

The act of aborting your own babies.
Sorry I didn't answer your call, I was in the middle of a Pro Abortion.
Pro Abortion by Dawhvis April 8, 2010