ashlee simpson

One who cannot sing so planned to lip-sync on Saturday Night Live. Bad enough, but then proved how utterly stupid she really is by having the wrong song played. Then, when her band caught on and tried to rescue her performance by playing that song instead, she blamed the whole thing on them 'for playing the wrong song'. If I was in Ashlee's band I would not be pleased with that girl.
Jeez, at least Jessica has a good voice, even if she's a complete bimbo and sings pop (at least she admits to the pop part)
And it's ashLEY. Get a dictionary.

"Whoo, look, I have a top that says punk- I'm HARDCORE!! Now all I have to do is dye my hair black and sing a few pissy pop songs with extra added angst and I've won over the goths and moshers too! What? They like GOOD music? LIVE music?!" *girly scream*

by PrincessSquishy July 22, 2008

UVA Varsity Athlete

The epitome of perfection in both mind and body.

Notable UVA Varsity Athletes
Tiki Barber (football)
Ryan Elliott (soccer)
Alecko Eskandarian (soccer)
Ryan Zimmerman (baseball)

I thought he was just another dumb sports guy, then I found out he was a UVA Varsity Athlete...he probably got a better SAT score than I did.

by VirginiaSoccerFan March 14, 2012

ashlee simpson

A true battler in the music industry..who has stood tall through-out her downfalls.

For those who give her shit for the SNL incident..perhaps you should actually watch the episode of the "Ashlee Simpson Show" (is on MTV) that actually shows you how badly her voice dies on her the morning of the show. There was no way possible she couldve sang (id know this because I am also a singer)..and actually goes to the SNL producers and tells them that she has to pull out..they then tell her just to lip sync it through because no one ill know..NOT Ashlees fault at all..i felt sorry for her..so theres the actual fact of the matter..as for her "trying" to be punk..shes an idividual and proud of it..GO ASHLEE!

by Ebz_elise88 July 20, 2008

Ashlee Shawles

The most beautiful, amazing girl I know. My boo. My baby. My everything :)

Ashlee Shawles is the best girlfriend I've ever had!

by RedNecker2010 November 11, 2010

Oakland Athletics

Oakland, California's baseball team. The players are actually not that Athletic, because their outfielders have a tendency to fall down a foot from the ball. Or they're just laying down. We don't know.
They are a decent team, although they aren't that well known.

The Oakland Athletics aren't actually that athletic.

by Saint Hero July 28, 2009

the black athlete

all niggas who be playin them sports off the heezy but are too dumb to make the grades

1. We are gonna have to lower our standards...to play with this competition, we need the black athlete.
2. Better watch out, the black athlete gonna stuff yo shit.

by Big O March 10, 2005

Ashlee

She's a dumb stupid ass bitch that has small tiddies.

Ashlee is so damn gay.

by phat547645789 October 31, 2018