Tight Assed

When everyone keeps good/fun things to do on the down low, such as a good house party.

Theres never anything to do cause everyone around here is so tight assed all the time

by pctvguy March 16, 2008

half assed

To penetrate someone anally, but only slightly.

Yeah man, I did her in the ass but it was only, like, half assed.

by AndrewL957 November 4, 2007

assent

Similar to the verb ascent, but specific to when mounting up on a sweet ass to make some magic from behind.

Harry: See Keri over there? Walking away and taking all eyes with her?
Alec: Yep! Are those jorts?
Harry: Doesn't matter. I swear I am gonna assent on her after the concert Friday!

by von groovy August 27, 2017

Assel

A word intended to mean "Asshole", but often used when said by a drunk, an idiot, or a Mark Wahlberg

"That guy is such an assel"

by Sméagol December 30, 2014

assata

One who eats really slow. Can be used in place of ashante.

Ashante, you eat like assata, it's taking forever!

by Jamba Juice 3000 May 8, 2008

Assed

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verb


1. abbreviation of assassinated.

2. is the targeted murder of a high-profile person

Julius Caesar got assed!

by Hovey January 22, 2009

arsetex

The render of shit left on the back of the toilet after a heavy night of beer and a Vindaloo

"After that ruby last night i gave the bog a good coat of arsetex!"

by Buzz December 20, 2003