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slow thing

a person considered to be very stupid or says or does stupid things
by johnnymoe February 21, 2014
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Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.
Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010
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Thing number

A thing number is a made up number given to random objects as a sort of "secret code" that you can use whenever you either forget what you were talking about is, or when you want to say things in secret, whenever other people are around.

When you use these codes, the thing numbers you can choose from are 1 to ∞. Just remember to remember the number to resigned to the objects because someone might ask and then question you.
If they do start questioning you, always remember to say "I use the thing library , don't you?)
A: person 1: Hey bro, can you get the thing. | person 2: What thing? | person 1: You know, uh thing 54,085.
B: person 1: So hey, do you remember that thing yesterday? | person 2: oh yeah, you mean thing 306? | person 1: Yes!! Thank you.
Thing number 1 will always be defined as thing number
by SpinyDan August 16, 2023
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fidgety thing

That Rubik's Cube is a great fidgety thing
by Xorthakh May 29, 2018
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that thing they call

used to make a reference about something which is known, but you want to make a dramatic or sarcastic intro about it to another person.
Bro 1: dude, check this videos out!!
Bro : ooooh!! they look very cool, haven't you thought about uploading them to the web?
Bro1 : No, but actually, it is a good idea, how can I do that?
Bro 2: Well.....there is that thing they call YouTube, I dont know if you know about it, but it is all about videos.
by uDontCare October 3, 2011
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knower of things

Old Montana folk saying. A person of great stature with humble upbringing, limited education but a personal history of epic proportions.
Some people say Hunter S Thompson was definitely a knower of things.
by Denier February 18, 2017
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Boyfriend thing

The action of a male feigning interest in a story told or decision to be made by a female to whom he is romantically attached i.e. pretending to care or give advice when he isn't interested
Mona asked Aidan if he would do the boyfriend thing and humour her with something.
by taebz April 7, 2013
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