Tented

If a guy is "Tented" it means he has an election and it is pushing his pants up making it look like a tent

Icl u got me tented rn

by Lick ur mums big toe October 9, 2023

Tented

v. fucked in a tent

When we went camping, my boyfiend and I tented midday in the rain.

by Myhip73 August 11, 2015

honey tent

Word used for an outdoor party where you invite girls (or guys) back your home/tent/air bnb pad based on the allure of free things "the honey", but actually you're planning a gang bang

Yo, it's a holiday weekend-- let's link with a few of the bros and rent a sick Air BnB in the Ozarks

Word bro...let's grab some kegs too and invite some thots back--- you thinking what I'm thinking?!?!

HONEY TENT MY G!!

HONEY TENT!!!!! Whole lotta gang shit!!

by BigBDawg September 13, 2017

Arabian Tent

When you are camping , either in a group or alone, and you wake up the next morning only to find the tent completely covered in human excrement.

"How was your camping trip?"
"Eh, it was alright"
"Why just alright?"
"Everything was going great, until we woke up the next day, only to find that someone had given us an Arabian Tent"

by TittyWangBang January 11, 2015

Marde tent

Collection of laanch

He's from marde tent group

by Lyaath September 29, 2021

bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.

“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”

by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024

Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022