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Phantom Space

referring to a parking space in a full parking lot, occupied by a small automobile, making it appear that there is an available space. When you go to pull in you realize there is a cheap ass econobox filling your precious spot.
Gunther: Man, fuck this. There's gotta be at least one spot.

Todd: Oh dude right there!

(car begins to enter parking space)

Gunther: God dammit! That's totally a phantom space! That's why I hate Miatas!
by Bitchblaster December 31, 2006
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Phantom Step

When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.
*ring ring*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*
by Sir Timothy Longcockathong February 13, 2009
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Phantom Junkie

A person who is absolutely in love with 'The Phantom of the Opera'. The person is a little (or extremely) obsessive with The Phantom of the Opera, and knows the majority of what there is to know about it (movies and play).

I first used this term on myself when i realized that i needed something to describe how i feel about The Phantom of the Opera. And since RENT lovers (Which I also am) have the term 'Rentheads', I figured I would create the term 'Phantom Junkie'.
"So have you hung out with that new girl yet?"
"Yeah, yesterday. She's really into theatre."
"Is she really?"
"Yeah, she and her boyfriend are Phantom Junkies. It's funny, because they're just like Christine and Raoul!"
by Sabrina E. August 6, 2008
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Phantom Diner

A restaurant or coffee shop you half remember visiting while drunk. In most cases the location of the restaurant is mistaken. If a drunk forgets something and tries to retrieve it the following day it will seem as though the restaurant was an apparition, as there is no restaurant where they believe they ate.

Its called a phantom diner because the scenario is very similar to a popular ghost story genre - a man has en experience with strange characters at a bar, on a ship, on a train, only to return the next day to find the setting has been abandoned for many years, or is just gone.
"I swear I was at a diner on 45th and Oak Street last night and left my phone. I took a cab there this morning, but when I got there there was no restaurant to be found. It's like it just vanished"

"You were at a phantom diner"
by Pellar January 8, 2009
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brown phantom

A fart left in an empty room when company is visiting. The fart is dropped off and abandoned like a baby on a doorstep. Unlucky persons who happen into it often say "oh god!" and cover their mouth and nose as the unexpected smell haunts them to their very souls. Quickly closed doors and a small space inside can keep a room brown and haunted for a very long time.
Sam's party was great, but I found a brown phantom in his office.
by BigLud May 23, 2014
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Phantom Chat

On facebook,when someone deletes themselves from your page leaving one sided conversations like you're fucking talking to yourself.
I'd better delete my comments,asshole deleted themselves now it looks like I'm having a Phantom Chat.
by JoeNJ2 March 1, 2015
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Phantom nut

When either fucking a chick raw or protected after consuming alcohol, you have the sensation and belief that you busted nut but your not sure. All side effects of busting a load applies ( increase in sensitivity and decrease in the erection.)
Mike fucked his old fuckbuddy after a night of drinking, he then takes the condom off mid session due to lack of sensitivity. Recieved head, then proceeded to raw dog Janet until he had a Phantom Nut to where he kept fucking with the uncertainty of cumming just to eventually lose the erection with a huge increase in sensitivity.
by Rowdorr August 15, 2016
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