fuck a dog 

Just like it says on here. This is a category in beastiality involving sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being. This can also be applied to sick, dirty humor. See below....

i.....wanna fuck a dog in the ass....i wanna fuck a dog in the ass...i wanna fuck a dog......i tried to fuck your mom in the ass...tried to fuck your dad in the ass...could only find the dog....and his ass...we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog....i wanna fuck a pirate in the ass..argh me and me first mate you scurvy kerr...i wanna fuck a fuckin pirate but i found the dog....that was no dog that was thy own sister. -Jonathon Hasselmann; 12/20/2003

fuck a dog by Suck My Dick May 13, 2005

fuck-a-llama 

expletive used for situations of frustration or bewilderment. More powerful than "fuck-a-duck" and less offensive than "God dammit"

Fuck-a-llama, our paper is due in two hours and bitches won't stop editing it!

fuck-a-llama by wordwizardz December 6, 2011

Go Fuck A Goat 

Relating to the town of Granville, MA where goat fucking is highly practiced. Could be used literally or just to tell someone to get out.

"Yo man, lets chill!"
"Why don't you go fuck a goat instead."

Go Fuck A Goat by Poor Raped Goat July 29, 2008

fuck a duck 

An expletive
A phrase expressing panic or anger

It refers to a song to the tune of "row your boat"

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutan
And hump a rhino to

1) Fuck a duck! I am so late for class because of that traffic on the freeway!

fuck a duck by surely April 12, 2005

fuck a bitch up

The act of whipping a bitch ass to sleep!

I'm about to fuck a bitch up at 5:27am because I'm now having to endure all this senseless ass music and now the boring lame ass covers.

fuck a bitch up by Dat_Nigga06 November 16, 2013

Fuck a Furry Day 

On Nov 29th if you have participated in Beat a Furry Day and Hug a Furry Day you are legally obligated to participate in Fuck a Furry Day, in which you fuck a furry, doesn't matter who, you just have to fuck one.

Furry: Have you done Beat a Furry Day and Hug a Furry Day?
Stranger: Yeah, why do you ask?
Furry: *Unzipps pants* It's Fuck a Furry Day, so start nuzzling
Stranger: OnO

Fuck a Furry Day by Yoyo Kirb November 28, 2020

fuck a fatty 

a phrase expressing one's disappointment in the fact that there are no attractive women available to "accompany" at that time.

Devin: Sean! I thought you said there would be some hot girls at this bar!

Sean: Well there are some, but they're already taken. Oh well. Looks like we're gonna fuck a fatty tonight.

fuck a fatty by doctord0192 October 3, 2008