Chinese Wizards

Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.

Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man

Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao

by Umuless March 4, 2021

chinese pudding

The diarrhea that happens after you eat chinese food.

Timmy ate chinese for dinner, and it gave him chinese pudding for desert.

by chinkchongchang December 13, 2014

Chinese Delicacy

A fetish play involving one participant playing the dominated 'dog' role. The dominant participant will say 'Asian' sounding words while stimulating the dog.

I'm getting bored of Cock and Ball Torture recently, so were gonna Chinese Delicacy out for a bit.

by GautamaJesus August 24, 2020

Chinese Junkyard

Taint

The area between the butt and genitals

“Babe do you mind scratching the area between my balls and butthole?” “Your Chinese junkyard?” “Oh yes that’s right”

by Lrgbonedawg November 15, 2021

Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.

Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.

by Tiny nips August 30, 2013

The Chinese Dash

(noun, Brit.)
To leave a restaurant without paying the bill; to 'do a runner'. Originally applicable to Chinese eating houses (where the 'dash' might be considered safer, due to the relative passivity and diminutive stature of the waiting staff), the expression is now considered an acceptable term to use irrespective of the restaurant's ethnic origin.

"Heavens, Amelia - I appear to have left my Amex card in my other jodhpurs."
"Oh Giles, you're incorrigible. I suppose we'll have to perform the Chinese dash again."
"I'm very much afraid so, Amelia - I'm afraid so."

by Just_Tom April 9, 2010

chinese hopscotch

To put your toes in wax and stick them in both the vagina and butthole.

He just knows how to get me off first he started with the Chinese hopscotch.

by bilnyethescienceguy696969 July 17, 2016