Not Safe For Starbucks

The not popular meme of going into a Starbucks and getting a venti, latte, etc. and slamming it on the Starbucks table/Floor. And then saying that "CHICKFILA IS BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID DRINKS." and start stomping on the coffee.

Starter: THESE DRINKS SUCK.
Victim: I think this is Not Safe For Starbucks.

by burn your fat January 8, 2025

StarBucks

A place where white bitches go to hang out. You can usually spot people with messy buns and a latte. You can get coffee here. "Ok Maccks, here is the latte," the barista says. As you can see the name is misspelled. A StarBucks(er) can also be a typical white girl.

I went to StarBucks to get coffee.
Wow! She's a StarBuckser .

by Lolbutteranna February 3, 2017

one-Starbucks town

A town so small it has only one Starbucks.

Well, not much goes on in a one-Starbucks town like Sunnydale.

by ElzearYoung July 9, 2025

Starbucks

Starbucks is the name for the ship between the two Harry Potter characters Sirius Black and James Potter. It is called Starbucks because Sirius is the name of a star, and James is rich af. Many people believe this ship is brotp rather than otp, meaning it’s platonic.

Guy 1: Hey do you ship Starbucks?
Guy 2: yes, but only brotp, I think it’s platonic.
Guy 1: Cool.

by Iloveremuslupin September 26, 2021

Starbucks Famous

Just famous enough that your local Starbucks recognizes you and knows your drink

I don't want to get mobbed by fans; I just want to be Starbucks Famous

by septemberdayvo June 4, 2017

Starbucks Sandwich

The only food more bland than unseasoned white rice

Bro, have you tried the new Starbucks sandwich? It’s so much better than Tim Hortons because it costs double the price and tastes like nothing!

by bigdickhoncho September 6, 2023

Starbucks savant

People that think they know what they are talking about, enforcing those talking points and/or idea onto others, expecting all who listen to accept their words as truth, and sound like arrogant douches (or anything similar to the given definition). This person would be expected at a Starbucks as part of the stereotypical image of the kind of people one would see at a Starbucks.

Starbucks savant: We need to get radical. You're not radical enough. We need to be radical!

Person 2: For what?

Starbucks savant: Uh...

Person 2: You are such an idiot.

by Penny in the Cradle with Pearl January 12, 2011