pink missile

When a male dog has an erection and it "all hangs out".

Dude, you're dog's pink missile is ready to fire!

by pegege8 August 21, 2016

Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.

I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.

by LqdAim February 16, 2025

Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.

Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!

by <LeIgHthaL> December 30, 2022

Fish missile

Launching a fish out the car window at a high speed to hit another vehicle

I just fish missiled that Chevy over there

I’m going to throw a fish missile

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph

Tom Scott: "Oh no, I am a missile!"

by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023

lawn missile

An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.

Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."

by MudkipzInCars January 1, 2012

Cuban Missile Crisis

Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.

"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."

by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018