I farted mid-shit and it shot in the toilet. My butt is a fart cannon.
Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.
Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.
by fartsniffer24 October 15, 2014
Get the fart cannonmug. Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006
Get the Ride the cannonmug. a Weapon used on forums. it is mainly used against trolls and godmoders or people who annoy you too much
by Cobrawolf May 7, 2012
Get the ignore cannonmug. A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina while she is laying on her back. He then places his face in front of her open legs while she quiefs, spraying the semen onto his face.
by sleepdeprivedideas October 19, 2014
Get the Snow Cannonmug. When a man backs onto another mans Penis with a soiled Anus.
Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .
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You totally just fudged my cannon
Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .
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You totally just fudged my cannon
by Geoff Widow June 15, 2018
Get the CANNON FUDGERmug. Refers to someone or something that deals high amounts of damage but had a very weak defense or health. Often a term for games.
The best way to fully embrace being a glass cannon is to be very careful when you attack. Wait for an opening in which you are guaranteed a safe or almost safe hit to be as useful as possible.
The best way to fully embrace being a glass cannon is to be very careful when you attack. Wait for an opening in which you are guaranteed a safe or almost safe hit to be as useful as possible.
John is a glass cannon, he got into a fight and with one hit gave someone a bloody nose, but he started crying the second he was hit once.
by TheFizzWhiz February 20, 2021
Get the Glass Cannonmug. by tommynicks August 6, 2011
Get the turd cannonmug.