chode

a stumpy penis, as wide as it is long

"put your chode away t-rod, she wants a real dick."

by fizzledizzle November 29, 2003

chode

A dick thats wider than it is longer

Kasras got a chode and he'll never have sex with anyone because of that, except an Iranian prostitute and a catholic priest

by Cal Brown July 21, 2005

chode

a penis wider than it is long

tony howley has a cheesy chode

by tonyhasachode May 8, 2004

chode

1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.

1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode

by Matt March 23, 2004

chode

I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there

"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"

by Pete May 7, 2004

chode

All of you are so, so, so terribly wrong.

The "Chode" is that magical, squishy, batter-like material which is expelled from the climaxing penis.

As in: "Oh, my gawd! He had a GIANT load of chode!"

Or, "He pulled out and shot a long rope of chode right across the bridge of her nose."

And, "His chode smelled like an ammonia-based floor cleaner."

by LAJC October 5, 2006

chode

A rubberry half boner.

I got a chode when that bitch bent over.

by BaLoneStar April 26, 2003