ctrl+c

How to make good jokes on the internet

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by kitloin March 18, 2019

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Emily C

Emily is literally the most weird, socially awkward person you know, but also the funniest and kindest. She never fails to make you laugh even if she never stops talking about that one band that most people hate or that one animal she knows waaay to much about. She can learn the lyrics to a song after listening to it once but can't actually remember anything useful, she is also the queen of procrastination except from when she is learning Korean or something else *useful*(생일 축하해 에밀리 메이트). Despite her many quirks (flaws) she is so funny and amazing and weird and you really don't know what you would do without her.

You: Hey Emily C!
Emily: *makes some strange vine reference*
You: Oh haha! *internally cringing/dying/screaming*

by lorndog. September 18, 2018

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c-peak

dating someone in a lower grade than you.

“you should go out with kaia!”

“no, she’s in 8th grade. i don’t c-peak”

by antman+thanos =<33 July 4, 2019

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C Nuggin

To attempt to eat as many McDonald's chicken nuggets as your body can handle in one sitting. Often purchased in boxes of twenty or fifty to accommodate the individuals level of food intake ability.

Man 1: "I don't feel so well."

Man 2: "Oh really? Why not?!"

Man 1: "I was up all night C Nuggin, took down two fifty pieces."

by CaptainRooster March 3, 2011

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