A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter
Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.
I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me
I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me
by theedragoon September 24, 2013
Get the muskeg whalemug. A teen boy famous for being born on the first of may, typically known for living in queens park with his sister Poppy.
by Aidangruenpeter April 27, 2021
Get the Rex Whalemug. A player with a lot of money, usually tends to monopolize MMORPG markets or hoard premium currency and brag about their P2W goods in front of everyone.
by Oriceles May 24, 2017
Get the Cash Whalemug. An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.
by TheBoo's September 26, 2014
Get the pool whalemug. A reference to a popular bar in Washington, DC that is conspicuously located next to the strip club Camelot. Claiming to visit this bar is a euphemism for having gone instead to Camelot.
Girlfriend waiting on the corner: "Wait, did you just come out of Camelot?"
Boyfriend having just come out of Camelot: "No way baby, I was in Sign of the Whale."
Boyfriend having just come out of Camelot: "No way baby, I was in Sign of the Whale."
by DC hood rat October 13, 2011
Get the Sign of the whalemug. Its the sister of a tree hugger.
by Michael Geico February 2, 2010
Get the whale kissermug. by dukerman September 2, 2010
Get the Dirty Whalemug.