Mong

Pretty much a retard

The British Prime Minister Is A Mong

by Henry Glasglob May 26, 2019

mong

Your local Joe who thinks they can play snooker. They are usually ginger and annoying

Somehow the mong was able to make a 50 break!

by Joe Blogsy January 28, 2023

Mong

A person that, how of the time, doesn't know what he/she is doing. It can also be related to spastic and retard.

No, I don't care about your split vision theory you massive mong.

by urbantranslator2 June 3, 2018

MAGA-mong

Someone who is totally and irrationally devoted to Trump and the MAGA movement.

My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?

My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?

by Timzyx February 23, 2024

Mong

A Mong is used for all pronouns when you refer to them as dumb/oblivious and often do not get obvious hints.

This Mong won’t leave me alone. I’ve cancelled on him 5 times why won’t he get the hint?

Or

I have left this girl on read 5 times in a row, she’ is such a Mong .

by Bringbackaussislang May 30, 2019

grit mong

a nice booty, bubble butt, wonderfully shaped ass

"damn, im telling u dawg that's a nice grit mong"

by niggafive August 30, 2025

Mong Juice

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.

My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out

by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023