mong blanket

a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.

Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?

by whittal's winkle picker November 6, 2011

the long mong

A large penis

My gosh he has the long mong

by The large cheese January 22, 2021

Kingle Mong

When you fail a task so miserably that you can't even remember what the original task was.

Jerry kingle monged building that thing and ended up with a birdhouse

by Crack Sparrow December 20, 2023

Mong

Racial Slur regarding Asian people

English isn't even your first language, you mong.

by JackEatsRice123 December 9, 2018

Mong

Bradly Toms

I Just Did A Bradley Toms So I’m A Mong

by _ExXx_ May 22, 2021

Mong Skite

A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.

Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?'

Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'

by m00nchat October 20, 2008

Mong

A stupid person smoking a bong over there that thinks they are better or more intelligent but don't realize....

Mong learn respect or the smoke can't save you...

by HaloTheHalo June 9, 2023