Mexican Breakfast

When you crack open an egg on someones breast and then stir it around and use it as lubricant.

Hey Diego, how did you enjoy that Mexican breakfast served a la puta earlier this morning.

by Alex Corb September 21, 2018

mexican steambath

When you eat Taco Bell and do zerberts with your butthole on someone's leg.

Willy: If you don't run my inbounds correctly, I'm going to give you all a Mexican Steambath.

by Awenger November 28, 2017

mexican stop sign

When reaching a stop sign all passengers excluding the drive run around the vehicle until reaching the same spot

We did a Mexican stop sign today

by 007wordmaker August 05, 2014

Mexican sweet tart

A Mexican sweet tart is when you put powdered candy on your other's butthole and then lick it off.

Amy is so sexy I would lick her butthole like a Mexican sweet tart.

by Dopeyopieone February 24, 2022

Mexican rollo

Whean you and your friend rolls yours dick and make something that imitate precels. Guy whos dick will stand first lose. This procesa is very painfull.

-dude me and mike yesterday was doing some mexican rollo and i WON!

- uh bro you are sick but congratulations 😎

by Mexican rollo winner September 05, 2021

Mexican Yoghurt

1. Jizz; semen.

2. The jizz filled sample of yoghurt mixed by Mr. A. Garcia in New Mexico and given to a shopper in a grocery store on January 25, 2011, making both Mr. Garcia and the yoghurt sample temporarily famous on The Smoking Gun, etc.

Woman: "Damn, this recipe calls for a tablespoon of plain yoghurt and we ran out yesterday."

Man: "Can you use Mexican yoghurt?"

by le chacal February 10, 2011

Mexican Jesus

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)

Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol

by mr.miguel dannyboy March 03, 2022