Monkey Boy

A wanker named bryce, who is a try hard know it all

look at monkey boy what a fuckstick

by Caitie (The Queen of "Dirties") July 13, 2004

Monkey Claw

Monkey Clawing is when you speedily pull your pants down, shit in your hand, and proceed to chuck your feces at someone. Just like some monkeys do at the zoo, they poo in their hands and then throw it at humans passing by.

Normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. This usually takes place outside, as you wouldn't want to get shit all over the inside of a building.

John: Dude Jill keyed my car, I'm going to Monkey Claw her"
Joe: Hell yeah dude! Let me get the camcorder!"
Mike: AWESOME! JOHN'S GOING TO BUST A MONKEY CLAW!

by Daniel Dub November 10, 2007

fart monkey

a dog who farts constantly and does not come when you call them

My beagle is the biggest fart monkey I know. All he does is chase sticks.

by catherine mary October 8, 2008

Monkey Wrench

Myy second favorite Foo Fighters song, Everlong is my personal favorite. I love the ending to the song.

What do you do when all your enemies are friends

by Matt F April 26, 2004

jizz monkey

a female or male that is addicted to the feeling of jizz inbetween their tounge and cheek

that bitch is the biggest fucking jizz monkey out there.

by liberty November 19, 2004

Butt monkey

The product of anal sex, by which a person is anally impregnated with a child/monkey like creature which then lives and feeds off the host's anal secretions/feces. This child is neither human nor primate, but is a creation of pure lust and kinkiness.

"Dude, I laid this chick 3 months ago, and now she's got a kid, but its pink and hairy and lives in her ass... wtf did we do that night... apparently it's what they call a 'Butt monkey'"

by Ben Dan Snap July 2, 2006

monkey this up

A dog whistle a white Republican might use towards a black Democratic opponent while being interviewed on Fox news the day after that black man won his primary, and that electing said black man would be to "monkey this up." Be warned, the white politician may try to deny the obvious connotation by pretending that this is a common idiom, like "monkey around", or "muck it up," but you're smarter than that.

"We have to work hard to make sure we continue Florida going in a good direction... The last thing we need to do is to monkey this up by trying to embrace a socialist agenda with huge tax increases and bankrupting the state." (emphasis on the word "monkey")

by Dog Whistle August 29, 2018